It seemed like an eternity but I finally made it out. Took awhile to get this blog up and running as the two up-rights, my parents Sandra and Peter, treat me like an imbecile which can be quite nice with the constant washing, feeding and nonsensical babel, but my free time is pretty well sapped on a daily basis which hasn’t left me much space to not only learn how to breath correctly but master this whole internet thing that I will thank Al Gore for inventing til the day I die.
I am horizontal for the most part which is why I refer to my parents as up-right. This is generally how you’ll find me …
I am still unsure as to why I sleep so much but our cable choices are terribly limited so I’d rather snooze the day away than be subject to “Everybody Loves Raymond” marathons dubbed in Spanish. For the most part I’ll use this blog to keep everyone abreast to my development and any mischief I can get into in the meantime. The up-right with the higher voice keeps tight tabs on me however so outside of talking the dog into licking her butt and then licking the up-right, most of my days are relatively mischief-free. If it wasn’t for the other up-right needing to leave each day for extended periods of time thus leaving his computer free for me, this whole thing wouldn’t be possible.
So stay tuned and hasta la proxima …
Michael Frerichs 
